Today I took a 3 1/2 hour nap.
Last night I peed 9 times.
Yesterday I realized that I was resting my diet coke on my belly.
Last week I stopped at 2 green lights.
Everyday for the past week I've had an episode of stuttering- the real thing, can't make my mouth keep going with what my head is saying.
The cankles have expanded to the feet. What is that? Ceet?
5 comments:
Oh the joys of late-stage pregnancy. They should just send teenage girls to hang out with women in the last few days of pregnancy. That would keep any girl in line. Glad you got to nap today. I'll call you tomorrow.
Hey can I bring you dinner sometime this week? Email me whittakerwoman@gmail.com
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Oh, I feel for you! Hope you can get lots of rest (despite the excessive peeing!) before your little girl shows up.
YOU WERE DRINKING DIET COKE??? Just kidding, I threw all caution to the wind and drank plenty of coffee and diet coke. Enjoy! I mean, are we not miserable enough with out taking away the simple pleasures of life??
you are hilarious.
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